Valora™ SuperBalance Drink Mix
Valora™ SuperBalance Drink Mix
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“I bought four pairs for our Miami bachelor trip. Everyone at the day club was pointing and dying laughing the second we walked in.”
“Wore these to a Vegas pool party and couldn't buy my own drinks. Every group wanted a picture with us.”
“Got these for a laugh but they actually fit great. Wore them all weekend in Mexico and the reactions were priceless.”
Sizing Guide
Sizing Guide
*There might be ± 1 inch difference due to manual measurement and production processes.
Our Guarantee
Our Guarantee
Try them risk-free on your next trip. If you do not get the massive laughs you want, just ask for your money back within 60 days.
No need to worry about the return shipping - we've got you covered!
Shipping & Delivery
Shipping & Delivery
We pack and ship orders within 24 hours. You will have your trunks at your front door in 7-15 business days, right in time for your flight.
Valora™ SuperBalance Drink Mix
"We had 10 guys wear these for a bachelor party. We didn't pay for a single round of shots all day at the pool."
"Wore these on a boat day and my brother almost fell in the lake laughing. Best purchase I've made all summer."
"The ultimate prank. My girlfriend was so embarrassed for the first 5 minutes until she realized why everyone was cracking up."
Make The Whole Beach Do A Double-Take
You need these trunks if you want to be the center of attention on your next trip. The print looks so real from 10 feet away that people will freeze before they figure out the joke.
It is the easiest way to start conversations and get your group remembered.
Instant Crowd Reactions
Walk into any day club and watch people snap their necks. The high-definition print creates a ridiculous illusion that guarantees immediate laughs.
The Ultimate Group Gag
Get a matching set for your bachelor party or rec team. Walking in as a squad multiplies the shock value and gets everybody talking to you.
Pull The Ultimate Vacation Prank
Walk out to the hotel pool and watch your wife or girlfriend shrink in sheer panic. You get to enjoy that priceless look of confusion before she finally realizes it is a printed joke.
Actual Swimming Comfort
These are not a cheap novelty joke. We made them out of premium, quick-drying board short material so you can drink and swim all day.
Try Them Risk-Free On Your Next Trip
Buying funny gear online usually means getting itchy fabric that falls apart. That is why we let you test The Cheeky Trunks out in the real world.
If you do not get the massive laughs you want, just ask for your money back.
60 Day Guarantee
Try them risk-free on your next trip. If you do not get the massive laughs you want, just ask for your money back within 60 days.
Frequently Asked Questions
FAQ
Do people actually fall for it?
From a distance, absolutely. The print is sharp enough that you will get massive double-takes before people realize it is a joke.
Will the printed skin tone look real?
Yes. The color is designed to create a highly convincing optical illusion from a few feet away that tricks the eye perfectly.
Can I actually swim in these all day?
Yes, these are legit board shorts. They use a breathable, quick-dry fabric so you stay comfortable in the pool or at the bar.
Are these good for bachelor parties?
They are exactly what you need for a bachelor trip. Get the whole crew in a pair and you will have people buying you drinks all weekend.
Does the top part pull down?
No, the whole design is printed flat on a single piece of fabric. The dropped pants look is a complete optical illusion, keeping you totally covered.
How fast can I get them?
We pack and ship orders within 24 hours. You will have your trunks at your front door in 5 to 7 business days, right in time for your flight.